THC A DISPOSABLE: A VAPE-TASTIC ADVENTURE IN EVERY PUFF (1G)
Hit the High Notes with THC A Disposable!
Dive into the world of puff-tastic pleasure with our THC A Disposable vape pen. It’s like having a personal genie granting wishes of pure, potent THC A extract in a sleek, portable package. Every puff is an invitation to an elevated experience that’s as easy as pie and twice as satisfying.
INGREDIENTS:
- Hemp Derived Cannabinoids
- Terpenes (Because plain ol’ cannabinoids are like cake without the frosting)
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Cannabinoid Content: 950mg Per Disposable
- Size: 1 gram
- Flavors: Blue Dream, Train Wreck, ZAZA (It’s like a flavor circus in your mouth)
DIRECTIONS FOR USE:
- Take 1-2 puffs.
- Wait 20 minutes (Or, you know, take a quick nap, bake a cake, or contemplate the mysteries of the universe).
- Adjust dosage as necessary (Because you’re the boss of your buzz).
WARNINGS:
- This product is extremely potent & may cause drowsiness or impairment (Translation: it’s nap time, baby!).
- Keep it out of reach of children & pets (Your dog doesn’t need to chase imaginary squirrels).
- Do not use if pregnant, nursing, or if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions (No bun in the oven? Cool. Otherwise, take a pass).
- Inhaling or vaporizing can be hazardous to health (That’s why we do it responsibly, right?).
- Produced in compliance with Section 7606 of the Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018, also known as the Farm Bill (We play by the rules).
- Hemp sourced from Oregon and contains THC which may cause you to fail a drug test (Honesty is the best policy).
- NOT INTENDED FOR INHALATION (But you probably will).
- CONTAINS LESS THAN 0.3% DELTA 9 THC (We’re all about that legal life).
- NOT FOR SALE TO ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 (Adults only, sorry, kids).
In Case of Emergency:
- Call Poison Control Center: 800-222-1222 (They’re nice folks, ready to help).
Elevate Your Vape Game!
Our THC A Disposable vape pen is the magic wand you’ve been waiting for. No charging, no refilling, just pure, unadulterated pleasure in every puff. Perfect for unwinding after a long day or gearing up for an epic adventure. The THC A Disposable is your trusty sidekick in the quest for convenient and discreet cannabis enjoyment.
With top-notch ingredients, hassle-free usability, and knockout effects, our THC A Disposable isn’t just a vape pen – it’s the gold standard. Join the legion of satisfied puffers who’ve made it their go-to for an on-the-go high. Try it today and find out why our THC A Disposable is the stuff of legends.
Get Your Puff On – Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Vapes!
FAQ: PUFFIN’ PROBLEMS? WE’VE GOT ANSWERS!
Q: What exactly is THC A Disposable?
A: It’s your new best buddy in a sleek, portable vape pen! Packed with pure THC A extract, it’s designed for convenience and discretion. Just puff, enjoy, and repeat – no charging or refilling required!
Q: What flavors are available?
A: We’ve got a flavor parade just for you! Choose from Blue Dream, Train Wreck, or ZAZA. Each one is a taste explosion that’ll make your taste buds do a happy dance.
Q: How do I use the THC A Disposable?
A: Simple as pie! Take 1-2 puffs, wait about 20 minutes, and then adjust as needed. Think of it as a little puff-and-wait game to find your perfect vibe.
Q: How much THC A is in each disposable?
A: Each disposable vape pen is loaded with 950mg of pure, potent cannabinoids. That’s a whole lotta good vibes in a tiny package!
Q: Is this legal?
A: You betcha! Our THC A Disposable is produced in compliance with Section 7606 of the Agricultural Improvement Act of 2018 (a.k.a. the Farm Bill). It contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC, so it’s all above board.
Q: Can I use this product if I’m pregnant or nursing?
A: Nope! This product is not for you if you’re pregnant, nursing, or have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions. Safety first!
Q: Will this product make me fail a drug test?
A: It might, as it contains THC. If passing that test is crucial, it’s best to steer clear of our delightful puffs.
Q: Is there an age restriction for purchasing this product?
A: Absolutely. You must be 21 or older to buy our THC A Disposable. Sorry, younglings – your time will come!
Q: What should I do in case of an emergency?
A: Stay calm and call the Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222. They’re pros and will help you out in no time.
Q: Where do you source your hemp from?
A: Our hemp hails from the green fields of Oregon. Only the finest for our fabulous customers!
Q: What makes THC A Disposable the ultimate choice?
A: It’s the perfect mix of portability, potency, and pure pleasure! No mess, no fuss – just grab it, puff it, and enjoy. It’s the gold standard of vaping, ready to elevate your experience wherever you go.
Got more questions? Feel free to reach out – we’re here to keep you puffin’ happy!