Starts with a nice relax (which can be helpful during the day) eventually helps sleep
One dropperful was good for me. I may take a tad less tonite. I snacked less then i do with the syrup and fell asleep easier!
CBD Oil for Massage - 8 FL OZ
“Knead” Some Relaxation? You'll Love Our CBD Massage Oil!
Get ready to slide into a state of utter bliss with our CBD oil for massage! This isn’t your Grandma’s cooking oil; it’s the ultimate elixir for relaxation and skin TLC. Perfect for those days when your muscles scream, “No more!” and you scream back, “Bring on the pampering!”
Ingredients
- Mineral Oil: Because your skin deserves the best!
- Sunflower Oil: As bright and uplifting as a summer day.
- Safflower Oil: Smooth operator for those tender touches.
- Caprylic Capric Triglyceride: Don’t ask, just trust us—it’s fabulous!
- Sesame Seed Oil: Open sesame to softer skin!
- Jojoba Seed Oil: The jojoba-est of all oils.
- Olive Oil: Not just for salads anymore.
- Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate): Because your skin needs a hero.
- Vitamin A (Retinyl Palmitate): Your skin’s new BFF.
- Hemp Derived Cannabinoids: The chill factor.
- Camphor Essential Oil: Just breathe and relax.
Product Details
- 8 fluid ounces (236 mL) of pure delight
- 420mg Total Cannabinoids (wink wink)
- CBD: D9 Ratio of 15:1 (We did the math for you)
- Also known as Peace Potion
Directions for Use
- Pour a dollop of oil into your hand. Not a lot, just a dab’ll do ya.
- Rub your hands together like you’re plotting world peace.
- Massage into your skin using slow, circular motions. Pretend you’re painting a masterpiece.
- Keep massaging until your skin feels loved and the oil is absorbed.
- Bask in the glow of your newfound tranquility.
Note: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Store in a cool, dry place (not your hot yoga room).
Warnings
- Potent Stuff: Might make you as mellow as a marshmallow.
- Heavy Machinery: Not your best buddy post-massage.
- Kids and Pets: Keep them away unless you want a super chill pet.
- Health Conditions: If you’re pregnant, nursing, or playing doctor, maybe skip this.
- Drug Tests: Oregon-sourced hemp means a slight chance you might fail that pesky drug test. Less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.
Emergency? Call Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222 (but don’t worry, you’ll probably just feel really, really relaxed).
Embrace the “Knead” for Speedy Relaxation
Elevate your self-care game with a CBD oil for massages that’s as smooth as your best pick-up line. Whether you’re decompressing after a marathon Netflix session or need some TLC, our oil’s got your back (and legs and arms…).
Transform your routine into a spa-like haven of pure bliss. Each bottle is a journey to Nirvana, one massage at a time. It’s the ultimate gift for yourself or that special someone who deserves a little extra love.
Discover the secret to silky skin and a zen-like mind with every drop. It’s more than massage oil—it’s your ticket to tranquility. So, rub it in and chill out because you deserve it!
FAQ - CBD Oil for Massage
Q: What makes this CBD massage oil so special?
A: I'm glad you asked! Our CBD Massage Oil is like a spa day in a bottle. It's a heavenly blend of minerals, sunflower, safflower, sesame, jojoba, and olive oils, plus 420mg of cannabinoids, designed to relax your muscles and nourish your skin.
Q: How do I use this magical potion?
A: Easy peasy! Pour a small amount into your hand, rub your hands together to warm the oil (pretend you’re about to perform a magic trick), and then massage it into your skin using slow, circular motions. Keep going until your skin feels as smooth as a baby dolphin.
Q: Can I use this oil on my face?
A: As tempting as it sounds, we recommend keeping this CBD oil for massage for your body. Your face might appreciate a lighter, more specialized product. Think of it as giving each part of your body its own VIP treatment!
Q: Will this make me fail a drug test?
A: While our oil contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC, there’s a slim chance it could affect a drug test. If you’ve got a test coming up, you might want to save the pampering for later.
Q: Can I use this if I’m pregnant or nursing?
A: It’s best to skip the massage oil if you’re pregnant or nursing. Your little one might not appreciate the relaxation as much as you do.
Q: What if I get CBD massage oil in my eyes?
A: Ouch! If that happens, rinse your eyes thoroughly with water and call it a day on the massage front. For external use only, folks!
Q: Is CBD oil for massages safe for my kids and pets?
A: Keep this relaxation powerhouse away from children and pets. It’s potent stuff, meant for adults only. Plus, we wouldn’t want your pet to become the chillest furball on the block.
Q: Where is the hemp sourced from?
A: Our hemp is sourced straight from the beautiful state of Oregon. It’s the good stuff, crafted with care to bring you the ultimate in relaxation.
Q: What should I do in case of an emergency?
A: Call the Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222 if an emergency arises. But don’t worry, you’ll likely just feel really, really relaxed!
