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CBD Massage Oil – 8 FL OZ

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CBD Massage Oil Peace Potion

Rub-a-dub-dub, it’s time to treat yourself with our CBD Massage Oil! Packed with nature’s finest ingredients and a hint of hemp magic, this 8-ounce bottle of bliss will have your muscles saying “thank you” in no time. Perfect for soothing tired muscles or just kicking back after a long day. This is your new ultimate relaxation sidekick. Unleash the power of 420mg of total cannabinoids and experience skin so soft it should come with a warning label.

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CBD Massage Oil – 8 FL OZ

“Knead” Some Relaxation? You’ll Love Our Massage Oil!

Get ready to slide into a state of utter bliss with our CBD Massage Oil! This isn’t your grandma’s cooking oil; it’s the ultimate elixir for relaxation and skin TLC. Perfect for those days when your muscles scream, “No more!” and you scream back, “Bring on the pampering!”

Ingredients:

  • Mineral Oil: Because your skin deserves the best!
  • Sunflower Oil: As bright and uplifting as a summer day.
  • Safflower Oil: Smooth operator for those tender touches.
  • Caprylic Capric Triglyceride: Don’t ask, just trust us—it’s fabulous!
  • Sesame Seed Oil: Open sesame to softer skin!
  • Jojoba Seed Oil: The jojoba-est of all oils.
  • Olive Oil: Not just for salads anymore.
  • Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate): Because your skin needs a hero.
  • Vitamin A (Retinyl Palmitate): Your skin’s new BFF.
  • Hemp Derived Cannabinoids: The chill factor.
  • Camphor Essential Oil: Just breathe and relax.

Product Details:

  • 8 fluid ounces (236 mL) of pure delight
  • 420mg Total Cannabinoids (wink wink)
  • CBD: D9 Ratio of 15:1 (We did the math for you)
  • Also known as Peace Potion

Directions for Use:

  1. Pour a dollop of oil into your hand. Not a lot, just a dab’ll do ya.
  2. Rub your hands together like you’re plotting world peace.
  3. Massage into your skin using slow, circular motions. Pretend you’re painting a masterpiece.
  4. Keep massaging until your skin feels loved and the oil is absorbed.
  5. Bask in the glow of your newfound tranquility.

Note: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Store in a cool, dry place (not your hot yoga room).

Warnings:

  • Potent Stuff: Might make you as mellow as a marshmallow.
  • Heavy Machinery: Not your best buddy post-massage.
  • Kids and Pets: Keep them away unless you want a super chill pet.
  • Health Conditions: If you’re pregnant, nursing, or playing doctor, maybe skip this.
  • Drug Tests: Oregon-sourced hemp means a slight chance you might fail that pesky drug test. Less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.

 

Emergency? Call Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222 (but don’t worry, you’ll probably just feel really, really relaxed).

Embrace the “Knead” for Speedy Relaxation

Elevate your self-care game with a massage oil that’s as smooth as your best pick-up line. Whether you’re decompressing after a marathon Netflix session or need some TLC, our oil’s got your back (and legs and arms…).

Transform your routine into a spa-like haven of pure bliss. Each bottle is a journey to Nirvana, one massage at a time. It’s the ultimate gift for yourself or that special someone who deserves a little extra love.

Discover the secret to silky skin and a zen-like mind with every drop. It’s more than massage oil—it’s your ticket to tranquility. So, rub it in and chill out because you deserve it!

 


 

FAQ – CBD Massage Oil

Q: What makes this massage oil so special?

A: I’m glad you asked! Our CBD Massage Oil is like a spa day in a bottle. It’s a heavenly blend of minerals, sunflower, safflower, sesame, jojoba, and olive oils, plus 420mg of cannabinoids, designed to relax your muscles and nourish your skin.

Q: How do I use this magical potion?

A: Easy peasy! Pour a small amount into your hand, rub your hands together to warm the oil (pretend you’re about to perform a magic trick), and then massage it into your skin using slow, circular motions. Keep going until your skin feels as smooth as a baby dolphin.

Q: Can I use this oil on my face?

A: As tempting as it sounds, we recommend keeping this oil for your body. Your face might appreciate a lighter, more specialized product. Think of it as giving each part of your body its own VIP treatment!

Q: Will this make me fail a drug test?

A: While our oil contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC, there’s a slim chance it could affect a drug test. If you’ve got a test coming up, you might want to save the pampering for later.

Q: Can I use this if I’m pregnant or nursing?

A: It’s best to skip the massage oil if you’re pregnant or nursing. Your little one might not appreciate the relaxation as much as you do.

Q: What if I get some in my eyes?

A: Ouch! If that happens, rinse your eyes thoroughly with water and call it a day on the massage front. For external use only, folks!

Q: Is this safe for my kids and pets?

A: Keep this relaxation powerhouse away from children and pets. It’s potent stuff, meant for adults only. Plus, we wouldn’t want your pet to become the chillest furball on the block.

Q: Where is the hemp sourced from?

A: Our hemp is sourced straight from the beautiful state of Oregon. It’s the good stuff, crafted with care to bring you the ultimate in relaxation.

Q: What should I do in case of an emergency?

A: Call the Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222 if an emergency arises. But don’t worry, you’ll likely just feel really, really relaxed!

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